Manual Labor

August 16th, 2008

We are finally getting a real fire pit area in our backyard. It ain’t cheap but we have enlisted the help of a local landscaping firm. They start the week of August 25th and it should only take a few days. Then we can have some mega bonfires in our backyard…good thing I have a few contacts at the fire department. We are going to put this in an area that is currently filled with flowers. So…starting at 8:00 a.m. today I moved rocks, and dug up plants, and dug holes for new plants, and leveled another area in the garden, and built a rock wall, and dug up monster weeds, and lost 10lbs in water weight 🙂 The kids got up with me…here they are in the pajamas first thing this morning helping me get everything done!

With Beth’s degree in genetics we need to cross-pollinate this weed with carrot. No lie…the root on the biggest one that was entirely underground was taller than Megan. I’m just glad it all came up when I pulled it…no way I ever would have dug to the bottom of this one!

So…after spending 7 straight hours of digging and sweating and working hard…my fire pager goes off for a garage fire. Blah. It was almost 90 degrees here – weather that is no fun to fight a fire. I get to the station and end up being the driver (which was good because I probably didn’t have enough energy to repeatedly go into the burning house). By the time we got there the attached garage no longer existed – all we could see was a driveway and house next to the driveway…no garage. Several hours later I got back home to a much needed trip to the hot tub 🙂 We sent two fire fighters to the hospital on this one with heat related fatigue…it was a lot of work today for everyone on the scene.

While the family was in St. Louis I bought a hummingbird feeder. Amazingly (to me at least), within an hour or two of putting it up I saw a hummingbird. In several years of living here I think we have only seen two hummingbirds ever…so this was crazy. Since then we have seen a bunch of hummingbirds…here’s one in the yard today.

Phelps rocks…what a stud…lots of medals…although his life for the past 8 years has consisted of eating, swimming, sleeping, eating, swimming, sleeping…I guess we all choose our path in life. Edwards is an idiot. Did you see that weightlifting dude disolcated his elbow…ouch. Megan is afraid of monsters in her room…help! This has been a crazy week…I’ll put up some pictures from the family in St. Louis next.

Friday Night Destruction

August 15th, 2008

We went to Friday Night Destruction tonight at the Raceway Park in Shakopee.

We saw figure 8 races, flag pole races, etc. Those drivers are nuts – totally insane!!! I took Colleen and Christopher, and we met up with a friend and his two kids, Drew & Tyler.

Colleen’s favorite part was the figure 8 race, Christopher’s favorite part was the licorice 🙂

The rocketman was there – some nut job with two prosthetic legs (b/c he lost his other ones racing his first jet powered car) who rigged an insanely loud jet engine to a rocket car – that thing can put out the heat! He did some laps early on…

…and the grand finale of the evening was when they chained a car to the back of his rocket and he fried it to a crisp with his engine! Don’t let their expressions fool you – the kids secretly loved this part 🙂

I used to go to a small track in New Hampshire while in high school. I loved the races and watching the cars get smashed up. The one thing this track didn’t have was a demolition derby…those were always a ton of fun!

Megan got to hang out at home (literally) while we were at the racetrack.

Things have moved fast this week after losing Raja. Mid-week Megan was saying Raja died because she didn’t eat breakfast (she’ll be traumatized for life about skipping breakfast) and Christopher was asking questions about the cremation such as “Daddy, will her eye balls burn too?”. With amazing speed, Beth already put a deposite on another dog – I can’t believe that happened so fast. I also can’t believe my family is seriously entertaining the idea of getting a cockapoo (or spoodle, or cockerpoo, or cockerdoodle, or cockadoodle, or cockoodle), or what I have decided to call this mutt we haven’t even met yet…kaka-poo. I’m not thrilled about all of the things that come with this breed of dog…drinking only perrier bottled water, dressing my dog in a sweater at all times, getting my legs waxed, always dressing my kids alike every time we go out in public…but if it makes the kids and Beth happy then I can live with it…for fifteen yuppy-puppy years…

Raja Thompson, 1997 – August 12, 2008

August 12th, 2008

Raja died today.  The past several weeks her hips and back legs really started giving out and in the last day or so she was even having trouble getting in and out of the house and couldn’t go up and down the stairs on her own.  She died while sleeping in the sun by the back door, probably dreaming of chasing rabbits.  I was home alone with her all last week while Beth and the kids were in St. Louis.  The vet had us switch medication and said we could feed her anything that she would eat until she got her appetite back.  So…I fed her scrambled eggs for breakfast, and hamburger and rice for dinner along with tomatos and beans straight from the garden.  She loved it 🙂  It was getting so bad this week that we thought we might have to make a difficult decision soon…but she made that decision for us today.  She was a good dog even though she growled constantly at me for the first 4 or 5 years that we had her.  And then she shifted her hatred towards the kids.  Babies were definitely not her thing.  She always was a one-owner dog and loved Beth, following her everywhere.  We got her from the pound when she was three and always knew her first home must have been rough on her.  We found out almost immediately that she dreadfully feared newspaper and that the word “no” would get her baring her teeth at you instantly. Beth found this out as soon as we brought her into our house for the first time straight from the animal shelter, Raja immediately went into a bedroom and started to pee – at which point Beth said “no” and got a nice snarl!).  She was psycho for water – she attacked and destroyed many sprinklers and she couldn’t stop drinking if she ever was let loose in a lake or kiddie pool.  We were at a friend’s cabin one time and they had a pontoon boat that had a green astro turf deck.  Raja kept drinking and drinking water from the lake while she swam, and then every time she got back on the pontoon boat she would pee all over the deck thinking it was grass.  We laughed and laughed at that.  I don’t think we’ll ever have a dog again that doesn’t like chasing balls and instinctively knows not to leave the yard. Despite not having a fence (invisible or otherwise), Raja only left our yard once or twice (and that was because she was looking for Beth who was at the neighbors).  We’ll miss you Raja.

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Grandma in da house

July 30th, 2008

Grandma T was here and left already. We had a great week – but it went way too fast. She makes me a better person every time she visits – she is a great reminder to enjoy life, to not take things too seriously, to not get worked up over the small stuff, and to not beat my kids. Life gets too stressful and she helps keep me grounded – I just need to stay this way long after she leaves now…which is hard. We had a very busy week…

The Children’s Museum is always fun for the kids.

Museum

We had a bad storm one night and it must have been raining toads and frogs…because we found all of these in the window well by Grandma’s bed. I caught several frogs too but they jump way to fast, high, long, far, you name it…no way they were staying in the bag! Grandma woke up to frogs jumping against the screen every morning after this 🙂

Toads

Megan

Minneapolis Institute of Arts was great. The kids liked it so much better than the Walker Art Center. You’d think the kids would like all of the modern junk at the Walker but they were moderately entertained by the old-time mechanical bank collection, Egyptian artifacts, masks, swords, and armor…as entertained as kids can be in a place like this. It didn’t last for long but it was enjoyable.

Art

The Minnesota Landscape Arboretum is always a fun place and well worth the annual membership – this year’s special exhibit is Treeology (not quite as cool for the kids as treehouse and giant bug themes from past years, but it’ll do).

Arboretum

Arboretum

Getting rocked ever so gently by my loving children…

Arboretum

Arboretum

Big Stone Mini Golf and Sculpture Garden is unlike any other mini golf place I’ve ever seen. It was cool, but not necessarily functional. This was the first time any of the kids have played mini golf – they definitely want to go back…but maybe a place with windmills would be a nice change. Although I couldn’t stop staring at a few of the statues.

Minigolf

Minigolf

Minigolf

Now where could I put this one around my yard?

Minigolf

Minigolf

And of course we can’t forget that this was Megan’s birthday week. We had cupcakes on her actual birthday and then celebrated with friends and neighbors while Grandma was here. It was a beautiful day and we had a lot of fun hanging out with everyone. Beth always plans these events perfectly. Megan had a blast too!

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Birthday

Here’s Sponge-Bob Round Tummy and her birthday glasses and bubble stick…when do these photos get shown next…her graduation 🙂

Birthday

Birthday

Birthday

The kids put on a fashion show while wearing all of their new school clothes – straight out of a Sears catalog, huh? In record time Christopher has already misbehaved and the shoes are on the ‘fridge until school starts. His first pair of Skechers…one of the cool kids.

Fashion

Fashion

Chillin’ in the hottub…that no longer leaks…yahoo…

Fashion

Relay for Life

July 21st, 2008

The 2008 Relay for Life is over. I made it. 11 hours walking. 1 hour of sleep. There is a bucket of beads that you pass every lap around the quarter mile track. I grabbed one every time around. Count ’em…

Relay

I ended up with 59 beads (plus a few walks back and forth to the truck to pack things up)…or 15 miles. Not bad for a midnight stroll. I think I pushed passengers (who donated $) on the gurney around about 15 or 20 of those laps.

Relay

Otherwise, I probably only did 2 or 3 laps the entire night without talking to someone on the way around. Amazing. Several friends and coworkers were there – we had a lot of memories and inspirations to walk for this year. The firefighter who lost his wife to cancer a few months ago was there all night with his two kids. His youngest, Sam, is probably in 3rd or 4th grade. At 2:00 a.m. Sam came running up to us with a bag filled with junk (straws, corks, cloth material, velvet material, stickers, license plate holder, binder clips, newspaper, 2XL t-shirts, etc.). He said we had 45 minutes to dress him up for a ‘runway walk’. Ok. We did the best we could – he looked ridiculous and at the end started asking if he looked too goofy. We told him ‘nnnaaaahhhhh’, wadded up some newspaper to give him some massive biceps, and sent him on his way with his purple velvet cape flowing, cork stuck with stickers to his forehead, straws coming out of his fingertips, and both of his legs stuck through arms of an upside-down t-shirt so he looked like he was wearing monster diapers. At 2:45 a.m. the “walk-off” started. There were about 15 contestants and they all had to one-by-one say their name and their team and then strut their stuff across the stage. There were some pretty creative entries – most notably was a dude decked out in a bikini-looking number, complete with lipstick, etc – the competition was tough. When it was Sam’s turn he took the mike and said he was “muscle man” with the fire department. He walked across the stage and then stopped repeatedly to pose. After everyone had a turn the judges gathered together and had 3 prizes. They gave the first one, “most artistic” to a young girl – clearly a sympathy vote :). The gave the second one, “crowd pleaser” to the dude in the bikini, and…the last prize, “best overall costume, whatever” to………Sam. You should have seen the smile on his face – priceless. That is what the night was all about. Sam is already talking about next year. I’m definitely in too!

Can anyone guess what is causing the leaves in our hollyhocks to get a bit shredded? These little buggers are everywhere on our hollyhocks. Sawflys maybe…which I can tell because (1) the larvae clearly have six or more pairs of prolegs on the abdomen (and, duh, caterpillars have five or fewer), and (2) they have two stemmata instead of a caterpillar’s six. Alex, I’ll take ‘bug facts’ for 400…

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And, of course, the daylillies are out in full force now…I swear they will be deemed a noxious weed someday…but until then we will enjoy them.

Plant

Grandma T gets in tomorrow…we can’t wait to see you!!!

Somebody’s a year older

July 17th, 2008

Here are the cool slippers Christopher bought at the garage sale we had last month. He couldn’t wait to spend his money until he found the perfect thing…which didn’t take long.

Slippers

I survived another birthday. We had a low-key birthday party for me. My chair was all decorated when I got home from work (way cool) and we celebrated with some homemade strawberry-rhubarb pie – yummy! Once again the local hardware store (Menards) was the first one to acknowledge my birthday. They are the best. The last few years they’ve sent coupons for free Menards-racing hats (because one of these hats is definitely not enough). This year the coupon is for a free flashlight. Sweet. Got calls or messages from all of my old roomies plus family and friends throughout the day – surprising how many people remember when I feel like I forget more and more each year.

Chair

Here are the monkeys blowing out my candles.

Pie

I also learned a valuable lesson about making sure that I tell people what I want for my birthday next year vs. letting them let Megan pick out my gift on her own. It is amazing that even though I didn’t exactly come out and say I wanted a stone pig for my birthday, they somehow managed to find one 🙂

Pig

Lazy days of summer

July 13th, 2008

Here is the fort I built for the kids – too bad I ran out of blocks or I would have made it higher. And if only I would have thought to move this to the front yard before jacking it up – we could have been trend setters! The good news is they think they fixed the leak on their 4th try…

Hottub

The zoo opened up another new exhibit this summer – Russia’s Grizzly Coast and the kids love it, although their favorite parts aren’t the animals…instead the girls like the bubbling mud pots, Christopher likes the steaming geysers…and they all like the ice cream…

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Zoo

For some unexplicable reason they all wanted their pictures taken today…a lot…

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Zoo

The 4th of July isn’t complete until we decorate the bikes/scooters and walk in the kiddie parade…they handed out bags of goodies to the first 300 people…in typical fashion we proudly claimed goodie bags 298-300 (whew!).

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The fire department brings the “squirt house” to the 4th of July every year. I used to help with this (and really enjoyed it) but it’s at least a two person job keeping track of our kids now on the 4th so I’m taking a break from helping. I instead did a shift from 7:30 – 10:30 p.m. – pretty quiet with the small exception of icing a sprained ankle. In my 5 or 6 Fourth of July celebrations with the fire department I have yet to hear about fingers getting blown off by fireworks…or any big fires starting…they typically are pretty quiet…which is good.

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4th

4th

And can you believe this sweet, innocent looking child decided to answer the question for all of us “what does it sound like when you throw money into daddy’s brand new air conditioner?” The answer is a lot of repeated clanging, banging, clinking, and smashing, followed by a child crying 🙂

Zoo

Rack, Sack, and Tack

July 13th, 2008

The odds aren’t in your favor if you’re trying to survive being a baby duck. The twelve eggs hatched while we were on vacation and these are the only two ducklings I have seen. Yah, yah, yah…I know I’m getting older…because it was fun watching them this year. I hope they come back in future years and tell a few of their friends.

Ducks

I haven’t seen the snake yet this year…but everything else is filling in nicely in the pond.

Pond

Pond

Chi-ca-go

July 6th, 2008

We just got back from an awesome trip!  Every few years we do this loop through Chicago and Indiana – it isn’t very relaxing but it is a ton of fun.  In six days we stayed in four different beds each, saw fourteen friends, and mooched off of sixteen relatives ranging from age 6 months to 96 years. Whew!

I hypermiled the whole way so I got 89 miles/gallon by pulse-and-gliding and auto-stopping and never had to fill up the car (mom – don’t believe everything you read on the Internet).

Favorite parts of the trip:
Colleen…the lazy river in a water park at Six Flags Great America
Christopher…buying a souvenir bear and sunglasses in Chicago
Megan…going on the double-decker grand carousel at Six Flags Great America (10 stories high!)
Beth…jumping on the beds everywhere we stayed
Dave…friends, family, food, fun

Ok…here come the pics…go get some popcorn and enjoy the show…

How often do you get to hear a macho manly man say “I hope you enjoyed your ride. I’ll be around momentarily to unbuckle you from your fruit cup.”?

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Scary ride – cliff ahead!!!

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I used to work with Millie in Chicago at KPMG. She and her husband, Bugz (Bogdan), are 110% Polish and made us a great meal…pierogis, golabki, kielbasa, and lots and lots of vodka (well…not so much on the vodka). It was an awesome meal -and another old coworker from KPMG (Dave A.) and his wife also came over. Dave and I were actually roommates on my first big assignment in Pittsburgh – it was fun talking about old times.

We spent the day at Six Flags. Megan kept calling Millie – “Mrs. Bugz” – it was funny.

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Beth grew up with a goofy looking Aeridale Terrier and I grew up with magestic, elegant Miniature Schnauzer…and here are Millie and Bugz’ dogs…what a coincidence!

Babicz

Two years ago we bought reading glasses at the American Girl Place store in Chicago. No lie…within 1 minute of getting home they were broken. Colleen bought glasses again…hopefully they survive the trip home.

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We spent a night in downtown Chicago. We ate at a few of our old favorites…Giordanos (Beth’s favorite Chicago-style stuffed pizza), Bela Bacino’s on Wacker (Dave’s favorite heart-healthy Chicago-style stuffed pizza, and Scoozis.

Christopher had to use the bathroom at Giordanos. I thought we were doing a #1 but soon learned that wasn’t the case. So there I am left to hang out in the bathroom….but I soon wandered outside of the restroom to look at some photos on the wall so as to abide by the unwritten rules of urinal/male-bathroom ettiquette (caution for the kiddies – a bunch of crude stuff on this site too):

(1) NO Talking, unless it’s a good friend… but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain’t no clubhouse.
(2) I don’t think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another’s elbow is of the highest offense.
(3) NO Singing. Period.
(4) Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only…”Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again”.

After a few minutes I walk back into the bathroom and another guy (older than me) follows me in. Christopher is in a stall and I shout out to him in a slow, drawn-out, sing-songy type of voice that you use when speaking to a child – “How ya doin’ buddy?”. The guy who followed me in to the restroom in the meantime had gone to a urinal and had already started his business…but instead of Christopher replying to me this guy replied to me instead with a “pretty good and you?”. I was clearly in violation of rule #1 (had I been talking to him), but if somebody else calls you buddy while you’re at the urinal and asks how it’s going you…you never, ever reply to them. It was funny when Christopher then replied to me and I could hear the guy at the urinal chuckle to himself (which should be rule #5 – no chuckling to yourself while at the urinal). And, of course, I never said another word to him…because I know the rules.

Here we are playing at the ESPN Zone.

ESPN

I turn my back for one second and Beth has the kids jumping on the beds. This almost makes up for the $350/night + $55/parking we spent. I hope they have to replace springs in all 3 of these beds!!!

Jumping

Millenium Park was finally open (parts of it were under construction on the last two trips through town – how hard is it to make a 110-ton, 66 foot long, seamless, shiny jelly bean anyway – common!). Here we are at Cloud Gate – you can walk under it and look at it from many angles. It is actually really cool – I may try to make one out of tinfoil scraps in the backyard.

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CloudGate

We told the kids not to get wet because we had lunch reservations in 15 minutes…they all nodded and said they completely understood…and here they are about 10 seconds later playing in the water in the Crown Fountain.

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Chicago really energizes me. I love the town and people and food and atmosphere and activity and friendliness and safety and sights and smells. We would both like to live in Chicago sometime again in our lives. Driving anywhere near Chicago is the complete opposite – blah!!! I don’t know how people stand to have cars and sit in all of that traffic.

An hour into Indiana I start to feel home (as much as any place feels like home to me). Here is Lobdell-Emery where I spent a summer working. I was a union worker on a car line – greasy, dirty, hot, and sparks flying everywhere and burning your skin. My dad said I should get a job in a factory so I would know what I didn’t want to do for the rest of my life…it was a fun/interesting/learning experience but I think it can quickly take years off of your life. For instance, count the windows in this building…

Lobdell

Mmmm…greasy giant tenderloins.

Dugout

A trip to Grandma’s wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t cross the dam road and throw some dam sticks into the dam stream.

Dam

My dad’s 69 Cougar has been in Rochester for the past year or two getting worked on by my cousin. This is his baby and it is looking good – except for the fact that you have to open the door with a coat hanger 🙂 My cousin Brent is doing an awesome job – it will be the coolest, green, 40-year-old car out there soon!!! And throw in the blip-blip-blip turn signals – that car is cherry. Dad- the bad news is that www.69cougar.com is already taken. The good news is that his car looks like crap compared to yours, although I must admit some of his Sturgis pictures distracted me…

Cougar

Cougar

I don’t know how my dad or any of his siblings still have all of their digits. This is the fan that they grew up with. Solid metal blades with no real guard to prevent little fingers from wandering. I guess it only takes once and you learn where not to put your fingers again…

Fan

They don’t make ’em like they used to…(thankfully)…yikes…I didn’t see any of these in the American Girl Place!

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And here’s that other special woman in my life…Grandma T! I’ll have to write more about her later – truly an inspiration in my life. Just got her driver’s license renewed for two years and has been out racing for pink slips 😉

Grandma

Aunt B. Go Purdue!!! Boiler Up!!!

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A trip to Rochester isn’t complete without visiting the Flagpole. I guess their ice cream has changed (for the worse per the pig’s dinner experts) but we ate it just the same.

Flagpole

Our only real daytime rain of the trip. Amazingly the rain kept missing us the entire week. The sun followed us around despite the pessimistic weatherpeople.

Flagpole

Flagpole

This sign has been here for years and years. It’s fun to watch your kid’s faces light up when they “get” it. Bodily function humor never gets old.

Tipton

And we finally made it to our last stop – Indianapolis. Home of Aunt Becka and “the shark” (as Megan kept calling him). It only took him dunking her once in the pool for her to now run in fear every time she hears his voice. The shark told me repeatedly that he will never visit this web site, which is good, because now I can say whatever I want about him 🙂

Megan with her new baby 🙂 I think the tongue-sticking-out thing is all from Beth…did I ever do that growing up?

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Colleen getting braver…

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This doll looked so life-like it freaked all of us out at some point during our stay.

Indy

I didn’t know who all would show up until we actually got to Indy, but three old roommates were able to drive over and spend some time hanging out (from Bloomington and Lafayette). It was a great day – hanging out by the pool, relaxing, catching up on some old times, perfect weather, great food & drink – that’s what this trip was all about and this was a perfect way to end it. I am very grateful to Aunt Becka and the shark for opening their home and pool up to us. Thank you!!! Here are most of the kids from that day…Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy – note: the order is taken from here so save your hatemail 🙂

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Colleen and I rocked out on the Wii. This was our first time playing on the Wii – it was fun!!!

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The shark getting Megan…

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Getting ready for the big fireworks show (thanks cousin Tom!)

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Double trouble…

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And finally, one of the very few signs of intelligent life in Indiana 🙂

Indy

Pre-Chicago Randomness

June 22nd, 2008

We’re heading to Chicago and Indiana for the next week…here is a bunch of randomness. I think I had a rare migraine this week…they don’t happen that often but man does it make you want to reach in and rip out your eyeball ! They suck. I’ll chalk this one up to pre-trip work stress combined with roofing-dumpster-in-the-driveway-still-blocking-our-cars plus extended-dig-up-dirt-road-in-front-of-our-house plus Christopher’s-surgery plus getting-hottub-leaks-fixed-repeatedly stressors!!! Here’s a picture of 12 men in action working over time to get our small section of the road completed in under two weeks.

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They’ve modeled their breaks after a hobbit’s 7-meal-a-day schedule: breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses, etc…we had a dozen of them on our lawn at once! And here’s what they accomplished in two days…complete blockage of our road by any type of vehicle. We are now safe from enemy tanks!

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I brewed beer again at Vine Park the past few weeks. This is the second time I have done that. I went with the same person and this time we had a few other co-workers come too. It is fun and you leave with a few cases of beer. Hard to beat that.

Christopher is pretty talented on his scooter. Can you guess which foot he uses for his brake (instead of using the brake that is built into the scooter)? Where can you go to buy just left sneakers?

scooter

I know the ducks will hatch while we’re gone this week. I just hope I don’t find them all stuck in the filter of my pond when we get back (pleasant thought, huh?). The stream will certainly carry them away if they take a wrong step…time will tell.

Megan has started wanting to wear Christopher’s pajamas. She’ll run into the room and proudly tell you “these are my boy pajamas”. Here she is doing a muscle pose while wearing them. Goof ball.

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