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Disc Golf

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Clay is gay????  Shocker.  Never saw that coming.  Anything to take the attention away from our gloomy economy or that PTA lady running for VP.  Purdue’s going to trounce Notre Lame this weekend, at Notre Lame.  Sweet.  Played some disc golf after work today with coworkers – again, another beautiful day.  We played at Bryant Lake which can be a bit unforgiving – luck was smiling on me today though.  Here are some pics and a short movie clip to show off both the scenery and my incredibly disciplined form.  Still shots of sports always make you look dumb.

In this one, a coworker is on the “alternate” tee.  We debated whether this was called the woman’s tee or short tee – both of which are clearly very offensive to short women, but then we saw the official “alternate” signage.  The “hole” is past her down the hill as it curves slightly to the right.

Again, note the beautiful form I show in this one.  Every finger, exactly where I want them.  This hole is completely blind – you have no idea who is way down the hill unknowingly in your path.  Not sure what happened to my disc in this picture – maybe it was moving too fast to be caught on film.

This quick clip shows the 17th hole.  You basically throw off of a cliff and have to pray that you’ll find your disc somewhere below.  In this video if you keep watching towards the end you’ll see his (Matt’s) disc way in the distance cross over the grassy area as it comes down.  The “hole” for this one is in the brown area past (and to the left) of the parking lot.

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Finally, here’s a video of Megan (and my voice – could you have guessed that?) that has the kid’s near peeing their pants.  We’ve got it on fast-forward as she does animal noises (can you guess all of the animals?) and then sings “row row”.  The sound is a bit low so you’ll have to turn up your volume a lot.  It’s definitely funnier the louder it is.  Enjoy.

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Crazy Eights

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

Colleen will be ocho tomorrow.

Here’s what’s on her mind…

My favorite food is…mommy’s chili and Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

When I grow up I want to…be an artist

My favorite stuffed animal is…all of my Webkinz

My favorite color is…light green

My favorite song is…Crazy Frog

My favorite holiday is…Halloween

My favorite season is…Winter (because I like to sled)

My favorite thing to do is…play with friends

If I could do anything tomorrow I would…go to Build-A-Bear workshop

We had her birthday dinner tonight because they eat dinner at church after choir tomorrow (every Wednesday).  Things are good.  The kids are all enjoying school.  Christopher is mastering the bus (all he talks about is getting to trade Pokemon cards on the bus now).  The puppy is still keeping us busy and happy.  We had an absolutely beautiful week this week.  The days are getting shorter but we’re making the most of it.  Here’s Megan in the stream.

And our beast on the Bosu (she’s king of the hill).  She has actually used this to launch herself onto the couch.

They don’t make ’em like they used to

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Recognize this costume?

I was in charge the other night while Beth was at a meeting so Megan and I decided to try on some costumes. Hard to believe that I wore this same hand-made one over 30 years ago. Megan was excited to wear it – we’ll see if that lasts for another month. I think both Colleen and Christopher wore it too at some point. She didn’t want to take it off and tried sleeping in it. We found out pretty quickly that Orca really liked it too – the mouse’s tail was irresistible to her!

These past few weekends have been very busy. Last weeked was soccer pictures so we had pictures at 11:00 and 12:30 and then games to coach (and play) at 3:00 and 5:00. This weekend was just the two games to coach, but I ran a 5K this morning and had a fire call in between. The weather is absolutely perfect. 70’s and dry and sunny. I got mad at myself for being lazy a month ago and registered for several 5k races and a bike ride. For 5 consecutive weekends I have either a 5k or 30-mile bike ride. I’m around 26 minutes for each race – I doubt I’ll ever run much faster than that – too much work. This last one was great because instead of posting the results as minutes per mile they posted the results as minutes per kilometer. 5:06 sounds a lot better than 8 something.

Colleen scored a goal in soccer the night after Christopher did – I love the feeling of watching them do that. It was awesome to see Christopher’s first goal ever. It’s a lot more common for Colleen but she still gets excited. We treat them to ice cream afterwards so we are all rooting for a lot of goals 🙂

Colleen’s team is the bumble bees and Christopher’s team is the frogs.

Silly Season

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Fall is such a wonderful season…lipstick, pigs, pit bulls, subpoenas…who could ask for more.  Just when we were starting to think this was going to be another boring election year.

So Christopher’s first day of school last week couldn’t have gone better.  It turns out his bus driver didn’t know where the route was so he waited at the other end of the block…and also was early…so Christopher missed the bus going to school.  And then when it was time to come home the bus pulls up and Colleen gets off…but no Christopher.  Beth asks Colleen “where’s Christopher?!??!”.  Colleen says she never saw him get on the bus…so Beth runs after the bus and calmly (yah, right) let’s everyone know they need to find her son who was supposed to be taking the bus for the first time.  The bus driver asks out loud on the bus if anyone is Christopher…he’s not there.  A bit of time passes and the bus driver goes from kid to kid on the bus asking them if they are Christopher…sure enough, this time Christopher decides to respond and he gets off the bus (whew).  But then Beth asks him “where’s your backpack?”.  He says he must have left it at school…at which point another kid walks up behind him and hands him his backpack…it’s going to be a fun year 🙂

Megan started preschool this week.  She is naturally more outgoing and loves it.  I’m guessing this is what I must have looked like on my first day too.  We’ll have to dig out some of my old photos.

Today Christopher scored his first goal ever in soccer.  It was the first (and only) goal of the season for the frogs.  He was stoked – so excited.  And even more excited to go get ice cream.  He also proudly told me today on the bus is the first day he ever got a pokemon card!  Big day for him.  Here’s our proud goal-scoring, pokemon collecting, bus-riding kid.

And here’s our fleabag…

St. Louey

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

I promised I would put some pictures up from Beth and the kid’s trip to St. Louis. The week they got back is when Raja died, and then we went on vacation, not to mention focusing on the Olympics, and then we were distracted by political BS for a few weeks, and that’s most of my excuses for waiting so long.

I searched the Internet but I couldn’t find a rule that says if you went to a certain school in northern Indiana that you always had to force at least one of your kids to wear a t-shirt from there.  That made it challenging to find pictures to post, but I think I managed to avoid most of it.  Go Boilers!

Megan and Hayden in the backyard.  He’s half as young and twice as big as Megan 🙂

Colleen and Helena in a hot air balloon at Six Flags.  This was right after Colleen got stung by her first bee ever – in the ear – she didn’t even realize she got stung.

Chillin’ back at the crib.

 At the zoo, hanging out with the penguins, getting wet by the water misters.  The St. Louis zoo is great…and free!

Everybody at Grant’s Farm.  The kids got to feed goats and see clydesdales and play in water and ride a tram.  I have never been there, but Beth says she found out they serve free beer…bingo!

Back to school

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

School started this week.  Yes, this week.  Yes, I know everywhere else in the country started a week or two ago.  Why so late?  Because Minnesota kids are so smart the rest of the country needs a week or two to catch up.  So what do you think of Palin?  Caught fishing without a license – totally unacceptable – that’s where I draw the line.  I can’t stop laughing at the comments now about her and the situation her daughter is in…this makes her more real…this makes her one of us…we love her even more now.  I don’t remember Bill Clinton suddenly become more real or becoming one of them after he got caught doing you know what with you know who.  The nude photos are coming…you just wait.  While I’m on the border of political topics, here is Megan at the state fair with her new hero in the background.

And we managed to get a picture of Christopher and Orca…he isn’t as camera happy as the other two.

Megan still won’t put her down…poor little puppy.

Here’s why we call her Orca…or maybe it should have been Jaws.

Ok…the one’s you’ve been waiting for…the first day of school (which was yesterday for Colleen and today for Christopher).

After a rough first week of school why not come home and relieve stress by swinging uncontrollably over a mud filled pool.

Orca

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Orca = killer whale = one of the world’s most powerful predators. Six tons of awe. This may be what you’re used to…

Here’s our version…meet Orca…8 weeks old and ferocious like her name:

She still hasn’t learned to walk because Megan will never set her down. How do you explain to a 3-year old that the dog isn’t her toy to carry everywhere. It’s great having a dog again that likes all of us the same. This is really our first puppy since Sidney and Raja both came from the shelter. It is amazing how much stuff they get into and chew, and how much they nip at you…but she is a ton of fun and a HUGE hit in the family.

North Shore

Monday, August 25th, 2008

We just got back from 5 days on the North Shore. We stayed in Grand Marais at Cobblestone Cove. The condos were beautiful and had a great view…

The kids were so excited for this place because it had a kitchen. Incredible…a kitchen…as if they had never seen a kitchen before. That’s all they were talking about before we got up there. Once we got up there their new favorite part was this big, finished attic space that looked over the master bedroom. Here they are in that space pretending they are in jail.

Since we had a ‘fridge for the week, on the way up on day 1 we made several stops (all for Beth – can you believe it?!?!)…picked up some beer at Fitger’s Brewhouse, some smoked fish at Russ Kendall’s Smoke House (which I later made into fish pate…those three years at the fish market paid off!), and a few pies from Betty’s Pies. We also ate at the New Scenic Cafe (I have no idea what I ate but it was fresh and better have been good for me) and then stopped at Gooseberry Falls.

Here’s Colleen making her parents very nervous…

We’re way up top in this one…

Dinner our first night was at the world famous Sven and Ole’s where we got the Haviian Zah (other choices were the Uffda Zah, Vild Vun, etc – you get the picture). The world’s worst bartender works at this place – complete moron. If you’re ever in the area definitely order a beer…stay away from the mixed drinks…I learned a valuable lesson by watching him struggle with the people in front of me (bloody mary in a paper cup and he was very confused about what else to add to the scotch on the rocks).

The North Shore is a stream-crossing, rock-climbing, stone-skipping dream come true. You could throw as many rocks as you wanted into the water all day long and somehow the pile never dwindled. The kids never tired of taking off their shoes to practice jumping from rock to rock while crossing many a stream – it was fun to watch our monkeys in action. Christopher threw more rocks than anyone and had a blast.

Day 2 we started at the Grand Portage National Monument.

And also visited the Grand Portage State Park which is about 100′ from the Canadian border – you turn right in front of the check point. This area was deemed the “grand” portage due to a 9-mile trek necessary to avoid the highest falls in the state (120′).

For lunch we ate at Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, or something like that. Food was good – great soup and fish sandwich. The kids could have thrown rocks all day…

We spent the afternoon at Judge C.R. Magney State Park. This was one of my two favorite parks – great hiking and views. The Devil’s Kettle is located here…tons of water pouring into a hole and supposedly they don’t know where it goes (other than straight to hell apparently).

Day 3 started at the Temperance River State Park. This was another great park that allowed the kids to play in a stream and had some great views of the water. Water levels were pretty low while we were there – I think it would be amazing to see some of these sights after a good, strong rain.

The trails in all of these parks were very clearly marked and they even built stairs to get over rough parts (I sure don’t remember any man-made stairs when we climbed mountains in New Hampshire the last few summers -that would have been nice!).

After lunch at the Coho Cafe in Tofte (which unfortunately would have been better had the servers spoken english and been knowledgeable about their menu) we spent the afternoon on Artist’s Point in Grand Marais. This was another spot that the kids loved. I jogged through this whole area the morning before and knew this would be a great hit. They could explore as much as they wanted without getting in to too much trouble.

We spent Day 4 at Cascade River State Park. Easy hikes – we looped around on a few trails and threw some more rocks 🙂

We had a superb lunch at the Angry Trout Cafe. The food/drink, location, decor, service, etc was perfect. Highly recommended. The Dockside Fish Market next door supplies most (all?) of the restaurants in the area with fish – we had great service there too on our stay.

Imagine that, throwing more rocks in Grand Marais…

Megan loved walking past this modified mower-bike…it was right next to where we stayed and she stopped to talk about it every time we passed by.

I’m not sure why Beth went out of her way to get a picture of Christopher giving two thumbs up in front of this place 🙂

Grand Marais was a relaxing getaway. I’m glad we went and saw more of Minnesota. I didn’t realize how few cities (and people) exist on the North Shore. It’s basically one single-lane road up north…the whole time I kept comparing it to the coast of New Hampshire, Mass, or Maine. Land on the left, water on the right…the sights were good on the North Shore, but not even close to what you see driving up the New England coast. The food was good on the North Shore, but got to be predictable after the first few stops…nothing compares to the variety of seafood coming out of the ocean. IMHO, the cities and character of New England are second to none…anyone who enjoys the North Shore should definitely get on a plane and do their own comparison.

Day 5 – One final stop on the way home…the Great Lakes Aquarium in Duluth. Here the kids are feeding the big fishies.

Manual Labor

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

We are finally getting a real fire pit area in our backyard. It ain’t cheap but we have enlisted the help of a local landscaping firm. They start the week of August 25th and it should only take a few days. Then we can have some mega bonfires in our backyard…good thing I have a few contacts at the fire department. We are going to put this in an area that is currently filled with flowers. So…starting at 8:00 a.m. today I moved rocks, and dug up plants, and dug holes for new plants, and leveled another area in the garden, and built a rock wall, and dug up monster weeds, and lost 10lbs in water weight 🙂 The kids got up with me…here they are in the pajamas first thing this morning helping me get everything done!

With Beth’s degree in genetics we need to cross-pollinate this weed with carrot. No lie…the root on the biggest one that was entirely underground was taller than Megan. I’m just glad it all came up when I pulled it…no way I ever would have dug to the bottom of this one!

So…after spending 7 straight hours of digging and sweating and working hard…my fire pager goes off for a garage fire. Blah. It was almost 90 degrees here – weather that is no fun to fight a fire. I get to the station and end up being the driver (which was good because I probably didn’t have enough energy to repeatedly go into the burning house). By the time we got there the attached garage no longer existed – all we could see was a driveway and house next to the driveway…no garage. Several hours later I got back home to a much needed trip to the hot tub 🙂 We sent two fire fighters to the hospital on this one with heat related fatigue…it was a lot of work today for everyone on the scene.

While the family was in St. Louis I bought a hummingbird feeder. Amazingly (to me at least), within an hour or two of putting it up I saw a hummingbird. In several years of living here I think we have only seen two hummingbirds ever…so this was crazy. Since then we have seen a bunch of hummingbirds…here’s one in the yard today.

Phelps rocks…what a stud…lots of medals…although his life for the past 8 years has consisted of eating, swimming, sleeping, eating, swimming, sleeping…I guess we all choose our path in life. Edwards is an idiot. Did you see that weightlifting dude disolcated his elbow…ouch. Megan is afraid of monsters in her room…help! This has been a crazy week…I’ll put up some pictures from the family in St. Louis next.

Friday Night Destruction

Friday, August 15th, 2008

We went to Friday Night Destruction tonight at the Raceway Park in Shakopee.

We saw figure 8 races, flag pole races, etc. Those drivers are nuts – totally insane!!! I took Colleen and Christopher, and we met up with a friend and his two kids, Drew & Tyler.

Colleen’s favorite part was the figure 8 race, Christopher’s favorite part was the licorice 🙂

The rocketman was there – some nut job with two prosthetic legs (b/c he lost his other ones racing his first jet powered car) who rigged an insanely loud jet engine to a rocket car – that thing can put out the heat! He did some laps early on…

…and the grand finale of the evening was when they chained a car to the back of his rocket and he fried it to a crisp with his engine! Don’t let their expressions fool you – the kids secretly loved this part 🙂

I used to go to a small track in New Hampshire while in high school. I loved the races and watching the cars get smashed up. The one thing this track didn’t have was a demolition derby…those were always a ton of fun!

Megan got to hang out at home (literally) while we were at the racetrack.

Things have moved fast this week after losing Raja. Mid-week Megan was saying Raja died because she didn’t eat breakfast (she’ll be traumatized for life about skipping breakfast) and Christopher was asking questions about the cremation such as “Daddy, will her eye balls burn too?”. With amazing speed, Beth already put a deposite on another dog – I can’t believe that happened so fast. I also can’t believe my family is seriously entertaining the idea of getting a cockapoo (or spoodle, or cockerpoo, or cockerdoodle, or cockadoodle, or cockoodle), or what I have decided to call this mutt we haven’t even met yet…kaka-poo. I’m not thrilled about all of the things that come with this breed of dog…drinking only perrier bottled water, dressing my dog in a sweater at all times, getting my legs waxed, always dressing my kids alike every time we go out in public…but if it makes the kids and Beth happy then I can live with it…for fifteen yuppy-puppy years…